The above title is the tagline of a little movie called Clueless. I’m sure most of you have heard/seen Clueless. This movie and later tv show happened to be one of my favorite things ever when I was younger. But I never realized how dirty it was until I got older. There were so many quotes that I went around saying that I really should have. Each time I watch it I figure out what something new means that I had never noticed before. Some of my favorite quotes that are subtle yet dirty/not appropriate for an 8 year old are as follows:
Tai: I could really use some sort of herbal refreshment.
Dionne: Oh, well we do lunch in ten minutes. We don’t have any tea, but we have Coke and stuff.
Tai: No shit. You guys got Coke here?
Dionne: Well, yeah.
Cher: Yeah, this is America.
(Obviously, “Tai” is speaking about drugs… I never realized this, until probably my sophomore year of high school… yeah I’m slow.)
Amber: Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn’t want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.
Dionne: Well, there goes your social life.
Cher: I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies’.
(I might use this one next time I’m talking to my professors about being late… haha)
Murray: Your man Christian is a cake boy!
Cher and Dionne: A what?
Murray: He’s a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde reading, Streissand ticket holding friend of Dorothy, know what I’m saying?
Cher: Uh-uh, no way, not even!
Murray: Yes even, he’s gay!
Dionne: He does like to shop, Cher. And the boy can dress.
(I love the Stressand ticket holding part. haha)
Cher: Wasn’t my mom a total Betty? She died when I was young. A freak accident during a routine liposuction.
(I think I’m going to start saying Betty when referring to a babe. haha)
There are a ton more. Aside from my mother allowing me to watch this multiple times when I was little (and maybe she did because she knew I wouldn’t understand the lingo) I love this movie. And always will. I mainly watched it for the clothes and hair anyways. 🙂