Dear Chubby Cheeks,
I hate you. And I think I can speak for anyone else who has met you saying, you are not loved. You ride the bus to Safeway in Pullman often. And you buy 6 or so plastic bags worth of groceries. Then, when you get back on the bus (at prime hours of the day) you take up three valuable seats with your groceries and scowl at the people forced to stand due to your selfishness. Screw you. I hope you read this and learn… or else.