Kelsie: Look at the pictures on page 104 of the lab manual. Looks like a vag-asshole combo.
Me: Haha, oh my! It does! Don’t tell me you’re actually studying. This makes me feel like a slacker.
Kelsie: Of course I am, I’m gonna make this quiz my bitch.
Me: Oh gosh. Maybe I should follow your lead?
Yes folks, this is how I’m motivated to study.