Entries from January 2009

January 29, 2009

Five. Funf. Cinq.

Top 5 things on my mind as of late:
1) This song: “Unsquare dance” by Dave Brubeck. I love it. I can’t stop listening to it. And I’m not sure why.

2) These gorgeous shoes. Now if only I had an extra $790 laying around.

3) Ice. I fell twice today. But I’m convinced [...]

January 28, 2009

One word.

1. Where is your cell phone? — Ear.
2. Your significant other? — Tristan.
3. Your hair? — Blonde.
4. Your mother? — Fabulous.
5. Your father? — Witty.
6. Your favorite thing?! — Shopping. .
7. Your dream last night? — None.
8. Your favorite drink? — Water.
9. Your dream/goal? — Bliss.
10. What room you are in? — Dorm.
11. Your hobby? [...]

January 27, 2009

Sex. Clothes. Popularity. Is there a problem here?

The above title is the tagline of a little movie called Clueless. I’m sure most of you have heard/seen Clueless. This movie and later tv show happened to be one of my favorite things ever when I was younger. But I never realized how dirty it was until I got older. There were so many [...]

January 27, 2009

Update for you!

Just so you all know, it was -12 degrees in Pullman today. Yeah I said it right. -12. GROSS. My nose almost fell off. I’m pretty sure it was on the verge anyway. So if you have read my blog before do you remember the post in which I told you all about my annoying [...]

January 24, 2009

This IS a dramatization.

Searching high and low for Lou.

Coming to collect our bones.

“Give it up whore!”

Found her.

“Um, hi! “

“Ugh… like how much?”

“75 bones bitch!”

Off to the bank…

Received first lame text.

Angry texting.

We’re…

…Pissed.

Whiny Lou.

Don’t…

….mess…

…with…

US!

January 23, 2009

Tat tat tat it up.

Alyssa and I wanted to prove ourselves as bamfs. Check it:

In the beginning.

In the middle.

In the process.

In the end. I’m on the right, Alyssa on left. We’re totally wearing short sleeves tomorrow.

January 22, 2009

Lou= BIG female dog. Yeah I said it.

Today was the big day. The day in which Alyssa and I went to collect our monz from Lou, the big witch with a b. I decide to text her around 1 to tell her we’ll come meet her soon. Mind you, she refuses to meet us ON the mall, and makes US come to [...]

January 22, 2009

Am I wrong?

Okay so this story requires some background, and it kind of ridiculous in a 9th grade dramz sort of way. But it’s late and I’m feeling the need, then need for ranting that is.
This story begins before Thanksgiving this year. My friend Alyssa and I (seen pictured often on this blog) got a lift home [...]

January 21, 2009

Best of: Craigslist.

The following is the best craigslist missed connections posting I’ve ever read.
Title:
To the girl making eye contact on the bus.  (25 Male, WSU).
Body:
“Dear girl who was making eyes at me today on the bus:
You entered from the Providence Court stop and I saw you making eyes at me today on the bus. Thanks- it was [...]

January 21, 2009

If loving you is wrong, Britney…

… I don’t wanna be right.
I can’t get enough of Britney these days. It all started with her Blackout album last year, now Circus. As much as I’m ashamed to admit, I love this girl. Which totally brings down my music credibility, but I don’t care. She’s one hot piece!